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Cookie Policy

What is a cookie?

A cookie is a piece of information which a website transfers to the cookie file of the browser on your computer. The browser then saves the information and sends it back to the website server. When that browser returns to the same website the cookie will recognise the user.

A cookie will typically contain details such as the domain from which the cookie has come from, a value which is usually a random unique number as an identifier and the lifetime (expiry) of the cookie.

The type of cookies used on this website:

What will a cookie do for me?

Almost every web site that offers advanced features such as online ordering and custom content utilises uses cookies to keep track of items within your shopping basket and to enable us to present you with customized content. Each web site utilises unique cookies, which essentially means that the cookies used by one site cannot be used by another.

What if I do not accept cookies?

If you choose not to accept a cookie you will not be able to purchase any products online.

Why does use cookies: wants to provide a good customer experience on the website and here's an example of how cookies can allow this to happen:

Shopping Experience: To remember the items that you have added to your basket to make the checkout process easier when you return back to the website.

Bonus Offers: When you enter a bonus code it keeps track the fact so you get the relevant discount.

Analytics: To help us develop the web site to suit your needs, we use Google analytics to measure how our site is used.

Turning off / disallowing / disabling or deleting cookies:

The majority of internet browsers will provide an option to disallow cookies. You can usually find how to do this in the help menu for your browser. Cookies can also be deleted by using your internet browser, but you must disallow otherwise they will be reapplied the next time you visit a website.

List of the different types of cookies used by

Cookie Type Cookie Name Description Purpose
Session cookieConsent The value yes. It is added when you click to close the cookie warning notice at the top of the page so it will not reappear when you go to another page on this site. Used to confirm that you are happy to receive cookies from this site.
Persistent pdgcomm-babble An ID and basket contents This cookie allows your shopping basket to be remembered between visits and no other information is used in the cookie for any other purpose. This cookie expires in 84 days.
Persistant pdg_ship Encoded value Related to shipping.
Persistent _ga A unique client identifier, which is a randomly generated number. Used by Google Analytics to distinguish users. It expires in 24 Months.
Persistent __utma First visit (unique visit), Last visit (returning visit). Used by Google Analytics to distinguish users and sessions. It expires in 24 Months.
Session __utmb Count of entrance visits and time stamp. Used by Google Analytics to demarks the exact arrival time. It expires 30 mins from set/update.
Session __utmc timestamp of current session. Used by Google Analytics to registers the precise exit time of the user. It expires 30 mins from set/update.
Persistent __utmz Data on where the user came from and what link was used including any keyword used. Used by Google Analytics to monitor the HTTP Referrer and notes where a visitor arrived from. It expires in 6 months from set/update.
Persistent NewsReg_newsregbox When visiting the the quick tips page this cookie is used to show that you have visited this page a least once in a day Stops a form showing on the page after the first visit on the same day.

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