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Specific humorous category devoted to all things toilet related. Great for use in the entertainment industry when you need to get your message over to the general public but in an easy-going manner.


Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean: gentlemen your aim will help. Stand closer it's shorter than you think.

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Our aim is to keep these facilities clean: ladies please remain seated for the entire performance.

MP3G014 from £7.50+vat

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