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Funny (LOL - here is a few to make you and your customers chuckle)


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No trespassing! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

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Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean: gentlemen your aim will help. Stand closer it's shorter than you think.

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Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.