Message & Sound Files

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LOLs

Funny (LOL - here is a few to make you and your customers chuckle)

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MP3G001

No trespassing! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

MP3G001 from £7.50+vat

Voice Options
MP3G013

Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean: gentlemen your aim will help. Stand closer it's shorter than you think.

MP3G013 from £7.50+vat

Voice Options

Bespoke messages

Bespoke Message

Have your own message recorded for your business or property in 3 easy steps.

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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