Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

Estimated Waiting Times

Wide selection of messages helpfully telling customers and clients how long they may expect to be waiting for a service or to see an advisor.

MP3D004

It is a 30 minute wait from this point.

MP3D004 from £7.50+vat

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MP3D005

It is a 20 minute wait from this point.

MP3D005 from £7.50+vat

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MP3D006

It is a 15 minute wait from this point.

MP3D006 from £7.50+vat

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MP3D007

It is a 10 minute wait from this point.

MP3D007 from £7.50+vat

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MP3D008

Please wait: someone will be with you shortly.

MP3D008 from £7.50+vat

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MP3D009

Welcome: please wait to be seated.

MP3D009 from £7.50+vat

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MP3D010

Welcome to our cafe: please wait to be seated.

MP3D010 from £7.50+vat

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Bespoke messages

Bespoke Message

Have your own message recorded for your business or property in 3 easy steps.

  1. Create your message,
  2. Choose your favourite voice,
  3. We'll create it for you.

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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