Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

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Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean: gentlemen your aim will help. Stand closer it's shorter than you think.

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Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean, gentlemen your aim will help. Stand closer it's shorter than you think.

Voice Options

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Angela - AI Female English
Britney - AI Female American
Charles - AI Male English
David - AI Male English
Ed - AI Male American

Bespoke messages

Bespoke Message

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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