Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

Cheeky Monkeys

Laugh-Out-Loud messages great for when you're trying to add a bit of humorous to the daily grind.

£10.00+vat MP3FYCM0001RFA

No trespassing! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

£5.00+vat MP3FYCM0001RFB

No trespassing! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

£5.00+vat MP3FYCM0001RMA

No trespassing! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

£5.83+vat MP3FYCM0001RMB

No trespassing! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

£7.50+vat MP3FYCM0001RMC

No trespassing! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

£10.00+vat MP3FYCM0002RFA

Warning to burglars! This house is guarded with a shotgun 3 days a week... guess which days!

£8.33+vat MP3FYCM0002RFB

Warning to burglars! This house is guarded with a shotgun 3 days a week.. guess which days.

£8.33+vat MP3FYCM0002RMA

Warning to burglars! This house is guarded with a shotgun 3 days a week.. guess which days.

£7.50+vat MP3FYCM0002RMB

Warning to burglars! This house is guarded with a shotgun 3 days a week... guess which days.

£10.00+vat MP3FYCM0002RMC

Warning to burglars! This house is guarded with a shotgun 3 days a week.. guess which days.

£10.00+vat MP3FYCM0003RFA

Welcome, all of our guests bring happiness, some by coming and some by leaving.

£8.33+vat MP3FYCM0003RFB

Welcome, all of our guests bring happiness, some by coming and some by leaving.

£8.33+vat MP3FYCM0003RMA

Welcome, all of our guests bring happiness, some by coming and some by leaving.

£7.50+vat MP3FYCM0003RMB

Welcome, all of our guests bring happiness, some by coming and some by leaving.

£10.00+vat MP3FYCM0003RMC

Welcome, all of our guests bring happiness, some by coming and some by leaving.

£10.00+vat MP3FYCM0004RFA

Everyone brings joy to this office. Some when entering, some when leaving.

£8.33+vat MP3FYCM0004RFB

Everyone brings joy to this office. Some when entering, some when leaving.

£8.33+vat MP3FYCM0004RMA

Everyone brings joy to this office. Some when entering, some when leaving.

Bespoke messages

Bespoke Message

Have your own message recorded for your business or property in 3 easy steps.

  1. Create your message,
  2. Choose your favourite voice,
  3. We'll create it for you.

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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