Message & Sound Files

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LOLs

Funny (LOL - here is a few to make you and your customers chuckle)

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Robot Angela (computerised English female)

No trespassing! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

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£10.00 MP3FYCM0001RFA

MP3FYTH0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Our aim is the keep this bathroom clean, gentlemen your aim will help. Stand closer it's shorter than you think.

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£10.00 MP3FYTH0001RFA

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Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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