Message & Sound Files

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Funny (LOL - here is a few to make you and your customers chuckle)



Robot Angela (computerised English female)

No trespassing! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

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£10.00 MP3FYCM0001RFA


Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Our aim is the keep this bathroom clean, gentlemen your aim will help. Stand closer it's shorter than you think.

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£10.00 MP3FYTH0001RFA

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