Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software


Promotional and Marketing Messages (help your business promote in-store or on-line offers to prospective customers)


Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Please help yourself to our free product samples located around the store.

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Play sample file

£10.00 MP3FSAM0001RFA


Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Thank you for visiting us today, have you remembered to get your loyalty card stamped?

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Play sample file

£10.00 MP3LOYL0001RFA


Technical Tom (mature English male)

For all the latest offers this month please visit us online, or ask a member of staff at reception.

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Play sample file

£19.17 MP3SOFF0001HMA

Bespoke messages

Bespoke Message

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.