Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

Telephone System and Answerphone

These audio files are not just VoiceOff ready, they can be used on internal phone and answer phone systems.


Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Good morning, please hold the line.

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£7.50 MP3TGRE0001RFA


Technical Tom (mature English male)

We believe you deserve the best service, please don't hang up, someone will be with you shortly.

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£19.17 MP3THOL0007HMA


Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Thank you for calling us, we are closed and re-open at 9 am. Please leave your message after the tone. A member of staff will call you back when available.

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£14.17 MP3TOPN0001RFA

Bespoke messages

Bespoke Message

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.