Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

No Alcohol Consumption

Messages that prohibit the consumption (and possession) of alcohol past a certain point or in a given area.

£7.50+vat MP3PABZ0001RFA

The consumption of alcohol is prohibited on this site.

£5.00+vat MP3PABZ0001RFB

The consumption of alcohol is prohibited on this site.

£5.00+vat MP3PABZ0001RMA

The consumption of alcohol is prohibited on this site.

£5.83+vat MP3PABZ0001RMB

Robot Brad (computerised American male)

£7.50+vat MP3PABZ0001RMC

The consumption of alcohol is prohibited on this site.

£7.50+vat MP3PABZ0002RFA

The consumption of alcohol is prohibited in this area.

£5.00+vat MP3PABZ0002RFB

The consumption of alcohol is prohibited in this area.

£5.00+vat MP3PABZ0002RMA

The consumption of alcohol is prohibited in this area.

£5.83+vat MP3PABZ0002RMB

Robot Brad (computerised American male)

£7.50+vat MP3PABZ0002RMC

The consumption of alcohol is prohibited in this area.

£10.00+vat MP3PABZ0003RFA

This organisation upholds a no alcohol policy, please respect this at all times.

£8.33+vat MP3PABZ0003RFB

This organisation upholds a no alcohol policy, please respect this at all times.

£8.33+vat MP3PABZ0003RMA

This organisation upholds a no alcohol policy, please respect this at all times.

£7.50+vat MP3PABZ0003RMB

Robot Brad (computerised American male)

£10.00+vat MP3PABZ0003RMC

This organisation upholds a no alcohol policy, please respect this at all times.

£10.00+vat MP3PABZ0004RFA

This organisation upholds a no alcohol policy, please do not drink alcohol whilst here.

£8.33+vat MP3PABZ0004RFB

This organisation upholds a no alcohol policy, please do not drink alcohol whilst here.

£8.33+vat MP3PABZ0004RMA

This organisation upholds a no alcohol policy, please do not drink alcohol here.

Bespoke messages

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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