Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

Public Areas

Announcements for public areas and common spaces, designed to deter vandalism and loutish behaviour.

MP3BHAV0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

This organisation upholds an anti-violence policy, please respect this at all times.

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£10.00 MP3BHAV0001RFA

MP3GATE0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

This gate will be closed at 5pm every day.

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£7.50 MP3GATE0001RFA

MP3NBAL0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

No ball games allowed in this area.

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£7.50 MP3NBAL0001RFA

MP3PABZ0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

The consumption of alcohol is prohibited on this site.

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£7.50 MP3PABZ0001RFA

MP3TERR0001HMA

Technical Tom (mature English male)

Attention, to maintain a high level of security, please help us by keeping your baggage with you at all times. Should you see anything suspicious, please report it to a supervisor immediately.

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£24.17 MP3TERR0001HMA

MP3WAST0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Fly tippers beware, it's not big and it's not clever. You are being monitored.

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£10.00 MP3WAST0001RFA

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Free Downloads

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Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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