Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

Prisons

Series of messages that would be suitable for use in prisons and young offender's institutions.

£10.00+vat MP3JAIL0001RFA

Please wait in line for our offices to perform the necessary security checks.

£8.33+vat MP3JAIL0001RFB

Please wait in line for our officers to perform the necessary security checks.

£8.33+vat MP3JAIL0001RMA

Please wait in line for our officers to perform the necessary security checks.

£7.50+vat MP3JAIL0001RMB

Please wait in line for our officers to perform the necessary security checks.

£10.00+vat MP3JAIL0001RMC

Please wait in line for our officers to perform the necessary security checks.

£7.50+vat MP3JAIL0002RFA

Please queue for security checks.

£5.00+vat MP3JAIL0002RFB

Please queue for security checks.

£5.00+vat MP3JAIL0002RMA

Please queue for security checks.

£5.83+vat MP3JAIL0002RMB

Please queue for security checks.

£7.50+vat MP3JAIL0002RMC

Please queue for security checks.

£7.50+vat MP3JAIL0003RFA

Please make your way to the front of security checks.

£5.00+vat MP3JAIL0003RFB

Please make your way to the front of security checks.

£5.00+vat MP3JAIL0003RMA

Please make your way to the front of security checks.

£5.83+vat MP3JAIL0003RMB

Please make your way to the front of security checks.

£7.50+vat MP3JAIL0003RMC

Please make your way to the front of security checks.

£7.50+vat MP3JAIL0004RFA

Visiting time starts in 5 minutes.

£5.00+vat MP3JAIL0004RFB

Visiting time starts in 5 minutes.

£5.00+vat MP3JAIL0004RMA

Visiting time starts in 5 minutes.

Bespoke messages

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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