Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

Schools

Warning and informative messages suitable for use in most educational establishments.

£7.50+vat MP3SCHO0001RFA

On entering this school, please report to reception.

£5.00+vat MP3SCHO0001RFB

On entering this school, please report to reception.

£5.00+vat MP3SCHO0001RMA

On entering this school, please report to reception.

£5.83+vat MP3SCHO0001RMB

On entering this school, please report to reception.

£7.50+vat MP3SCHO0001RMC

On entering this school, please report to reception.

£7.50+vat MP3SCHO0002RFA

Unauthorised personnel are prohibited on school property.

£5.00+vat MP3SCHO0002RFB

Unauthorised personnel are prohibited on school property.

£5.00+vat MP3SCHO0002RMA

Unauthorised persons are prohibited on school property.

£5.83+vat MP3SCHO0002RMB

Unauthorised personnel are prohibited on school property.

£7.50+vat MP3SCHO0002RMC

Unauthorised personnel are prohibited on school property.

£10.00+vat MP3SCHO0003RFA

On entering this school, please report to reception. Thank you for your co-operation.

£8.33+vat MP3SCHO0003RFB

On entering this school, please report to reception. Thank you for your co-operation.

£8.33+vat MP3SCHO0003RMA

On entering this school, please report to reception. Thank you for your co-operation.

£7.50+vat MP3SCHO0003RMB

On entering this school, please report to reception. Thank you for your co-operation.

£10.00+vat MP3SCHO0003RMC

On entering this school, please report to reception. Thank you for your co-operation.

Bespoke messages

Bespoke Message

Have your own message recorded for your business or property in 3 easy steps.

  1. Create your message,
  2. Choose your favourite voice,
  3. We'll create it for you.

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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