Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

Public Sector Buildings

Public Sector Buildings and Venues (messages specific to these sites)


Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Please report to the desk sergeant on entering.

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£7.50 MP3PEEL0001RFA


Technical Tom (mature English male)

Please remember to wash your hands and turn off all mobile phones before entering the wards.

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£19.17 MP3HOSP0001HMA


Robot Angela (computerised English female)

On entering this school, please report to reception.

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£7.50 MP3SCHO0001RFA


Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Please enquire at reception for our latest exercise studio timetable.

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£10.00 MP3SHAL0001RFA

Bespoke messages

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.