Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

No Smoking

Deterrent notices asking visitors not to smoke, great for non-smoking sites where smoking is banned even in certain outdoor areas.

£19.17+vat MP3SKNO0001HFA

Please be aware it is against the law to smoke on these premises.

£19.17+vat MP3SKNO0001HMA

Please be aware it is against the law to smoke on these premises.

£10.00+vat MP3SKNO0001RFA

It is against the law to smoke on these premises. Thank you for not smoking.

£8.33+vat MP3SKNO0001RFB

It is against the law to smoke on these premises. Thank you for not smoking.

£8.33+vat MP3SKNO0001RMA

It is against the law to smoke on these premises. Thank you for not smoking.

£7.50+vat MP3SKNO0001RMB

It is against the law to smoke on these premises. Thank you for not smoking.

£10.00+vat MP3SKNO0001RMC

It is against the law to smoke on these premises. Thank you for not smoking.

£14.17+vat MP3SKNO0002HFA

Thank you for not smoking on these premises.

£14.17+vat MP3SKNO0002HMA

Thank you for not smoking on these premises.

£7.50+vat MP3SKNO0002RFA

Thank you for not smoking on these premises.

£5.00+vat MP3SKNO0002RFB

Thank you for not smoking on these premises.

£5.00+vat MP3SKNO0002RMA

Thank you for not smoking on these premises.

£5.83+vat MP3SKNO0002RMB

Thank you for not smoking on these premises.

£7.50+vat MP3SKNO0002RMC

Thank you for not smoking on these premises.

£14.17+vat MP3SKNO0003HFA

Attention please. This property operates a strict no smoking policy.

£14.17+vat MP3SKNO0003HMA

Attention please. This property operates a strict no smoking policy.

£7.50+vat MP3SKNO0003RFA

Attention please. This property operates a strict no smoking policy.

£5.00+vat MP3SKNO0003RFB

Attention please. This property operates a strict no smoking policy.

Bespoke messages

Bespoke Message

Have your own message recorded for your business or property in 3 easy steps.

  1. Create your message,
  2. Choose your favourite voice,
  3. We'll create it for you.

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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