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AlienDVR Software

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Designated Smoking Areas

A very popular type of message informing visitors where they are able to smoke on a site. Useful for most businesses.

£7.50+vat MP3SKAR0001RFA

Please follow the signs to the designated smoking area.

£5.00+vat MP3SKAR0001RFB

Please follow the signs to the designated smoking area.

£5.00+vat MP3SKAR0001RMA

Please follow the signs to the designated smoking area.

£5.83+vat MP3SKAR0001RMB

Please follow the signs to the designated smoking area.

£7.50+vat MP3SKAR0001RMC

Please follow the signs to the designated smoking area.

£7.50+vat MP3SKAR0002RFA

Please follow the signs to the designated smoking shelters.

£5.00+vat MP3SKAR0002RFB

Please follow the signs to the designated smoking shelters.

£5.00+vat MP3SKAR0002RMA

Please follow the signs to the designated smoking shelters.

£5.83+vat MP3SKAR0002RMB

Please follow the signs to the designated smoking shelters.

£7.50+vat MP3SKAR0002RMC

Please follow the signs to the designated smoking shelters.

£19.17+vat MP3SKAR0003HFA

Please be aware, this is a designated smoking area and littering is an offense, please use the bins provided.

£19.17+vat MP3SKAR0003HMA

Please be aware. This is a designated smoking area, and littering is an offense, please use the bins provided.

£10.00+vat MP3SKAR0003RFA

Please be aware. This is a designated smoking area and littering is an offence, please use the bins provided.

£8.33+vat MP3SKAR0003RFB

Please be aware. This is a designated smoking area and littering is an offense. Please use the bins provided.

£8.33+vat MP3SKAR0003RMA

Please be aware. This is a designated smoking area and littering is an offence, please use the bins provided.

£7.50+vat MP3SKAR0003RMB

Please be aware. This is a designated smoking area and littering is an offense, please use the bins provided.

£10.00+vat MP3SKAR0003RMC

Please be aware. This is a designated smoking area and littering is an offense, please use the bins provided.

£24.17+vat MP3SKAR0004HMA

Designated smoking shelters are provided and a no smoking policy is in force in this area. We respectfully request that smokers please move intermediately to the designated areas, thank you for kind co-operation.

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