Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

Car Parks and Parking

General messages for use in parking and non-parking zones.


Technical Tom (mature English male)

This is a no parking zone, and wheel clamping is in progress.

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£19.17 MP3CLAM0001HMA


Technical Tom (mature English male)

Please be aware, thieves maybe operating in or around this area, please take your valuables with you.

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£19.17 MP3CLOK0001HMA


Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Today's opening times are 8am till 6pm, please enjoy your day.

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£10.00 MP3HRCP0001RFA


Technical Tom (mature English male)

Attention! This is an emergency exit. No parking or loading at all times! Please clear the area.

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£19.17 MP3NOPK0001HMA


Technical Tom (mature English male)

Thank you for using this parking facility! Please remember to take your ticket with you, and pay at the machine on return.

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£24.17 MP3VNCP0001HMA

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Free Downloads

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Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

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