Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

Refreshments

Welcoming messages asking visitors to help themselves to refreshments.

£14.17+vat MP3FOOD0001HMA

Please help yourself to the refreshments provided.

£7.50+vat MP3FOOD0001RFA

Please help yourself to the refreshments provided.

£5.00+vat MP3FOOD0001RFB

Please help yourself to the refreshments provided.

£5.00+vat MP3FOOD0001RMA

Please help yourself to the refreshments provided.

£5.83+vat MP3FOOD0001RMB

Please help yourself to the refreshments provided.

£7.50+vat MP3FOOD0001RMC

Please help yourself to the refreshments provided.

£14.17+vat MP3FOOD0002HMA

Please feel free to help yourself to the tea or coffee provided.

£10.00+vat MP3FOOD0002RFA

Please feel free to help yourself to the tea or coffee provided.

£8.33+vat MP3FOOD0002RFB

Please feel free to help yourself to the tea or coffee provided.

£8.33+vat MP3FOOD0002RMA

Please feel free to help yourself to the tea or coffee provided.

£7.50+vat MP3FOOD0002RMB

Please feel free to help yourself to the tea or coffee provided.

£10.00+vat MP3FOOD0002RMC

Please feel free to help yourself to the tea or coffee provided.

£7.50+vat MP3FOOD0003RFA

Breakfast will be served in the morning from 7-9

£5.00+vat MP3FOOD0003RFB

Breakfast will be served in the morning from 7-9.

£5.00+vat MP3FOOD0003RMA

Breakfast will be served in the morning from 7-9.

£5.83+vat MP3FOOD0003RMB

Breakfast will be served in the morning from 7-9.

£7.50+vat MP3FOOD0003RMC

Breakfast will be served in the morning from 7-9am.

£7.50+vat MP3FOOD0004RFA

Lunch will be served at 12 noon

Bespoke messages

Bespoke Message

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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