Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

Estimated Waiting Times

Wide selection of messages helpfully telling customers and clients how long they may expect to be waiting for a service or to see an advisor.

£7.50+vat MP3WAIT0001RFA

It is a 30 minute wait from this point.

£5.00+vat MP3WAIT0001RFB

It is a 30 minute wait from this point.

£5.00+vat MP3WAIT0001RMA

It is a 30 minute wait from this point.

£5.83+vat MP3WAIT0001RMB

It is a 30 minute wait from this point.

£7.50+vat MP3WAIT0001RMC

It is a 30 minute wait from this point.

£7.50+vat MP3WAIT0002RFA

It is a 20 minute wait from this point.

£5.00+vat MP3WAIT0002RFB

It is a 20 minute wait from this point.

£5.00+vat MP3WAIT0002RMA

It is a 20 minute wait from this point.

£5.83+vat MP3WAIT0002RMB

It is a 20 minute wait from this point.

£7.50+vat MP3WAIT0002RMC

It is a 20 minute wait from this point.

£7.50+vat MP3WAIT0003RFA

It is a 15 minute wait from this point.

£5.00+vat MP3WAIT0003RFB

It is a 15 minute wait from this point.

£5.00+vat MP3WAIT0003RMA

It is a 15 minute wait from this point.

£5.83+vat MP3WAIT0003RMB

It is a 15 minute wait from this point.

£7.50+vat MP3WAIT0003RMC

It is a 15 minute wait from this point.

£7.50+vat MP3WAIT0004RFA

It is a 10 minute wait from this point.

£5.00+vat MP3WAIT0004RFB

It is a 10 minute wait from this point.

£5.00+vat MP3WAIT0004RMA

It is a 10 minute wait from this point.

Bespoke messages

Bespoke Message

Have your own message recorded for your business or property in 3 easy steps.

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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