Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

General Business

General business announcements that are outside the realms of Health & Safety and cover the general well being and enjoyment of visitors to a business.

MP3ACCE0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Warning, please mind your head.

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£7.50 MP3ACCE0001RFA

MP3FOOD0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Please help yourself to the refreshments provided.

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£7.50 MP3FOOD0001RFA

MP3TOIL0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Toilets are located at the rear of this building.

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£7.50 MP3TOIL0001RFA

MP3VEND0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

A vending machine is located on level 1.

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£7.50 MP3VEND0001RFA

MP3WAIT0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

It is a 30 minute wait from this point.

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£7.50 MP3WAIT0001RFA

MP3WELC0001HMA

Technical Tom (mature English male)

Hello, and welcome to our Shopping Centre today!

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£14.17 MP3WELC0001HMA

MP3WIFI0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Get the most out of your journey! This service now has WI-FI on-board so you can surf the internet for free.

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£14.17 MP3WIFI0001RFA

MP3WIFI0001HMA

Technical Tom (mature English male)

Get the most out of your journey! This service now has WI-FI on-board so you can surf the internet for free.

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£24.17 MP3WIFI0001HMA

Bespoke messages

Bespoke Message

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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