Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

Visitors Must Report to...

Polite messages asking callers to sign in when visiting for health and safety reasons

£19.17+vat MP3RETO0001HMA

Attention! No admittance! Authorised personnel only, all visitors must report to reception.

£10.00+vat MP3RETO0001RFA

Attention! No admittance! Authorised personnel only, all visitors must report to reception.

£8.33+vat MP3RETO0001RFB

Attention! No admittance. Authorised personnel only, all visitors must report to reception.

£8.33+vat MP3RETO0001RMA

Attention! No admittance. Authorised personnel only, all visitors must report to reception.

£7.50+vat MP3RETO0001RMB

Attention! No admittance. Authorised personnel only, all visitors must report to reception.

£10.00+vat MP3RETO0001RMC

Attention! No admittance. Authorised personnel only, all visitors must report to reception.

£10.00+vat MP3RETO0002RFA

Welcome, can all visitors please report to reception before taking a seat.

£8.33+vat MP3RETO0002RFB

Welcome, can all visitors please report to reception before taking a seat.

£8.33+vat MP3RETO0002RMA

Welcome, can all visitors please report to reception before taking a seat.

£7.50+vat MP3RETO0002RMB

Welcome, can all visitors please report to reception before taking a seat.

£10.00+vat MP3RETO0002RMC

Welcome, can all visitors please report to reception before taking a seat.

£7.50+vat MP3RETO0003RFA

Welcome, please report to the reception area.

£5.00+vat MP3RETO0003RFB

Welcome, please report to the reception area.

£5.00+vat MP3RETO0003RMA

Welcome, please report to the reception area.

£5.83+vat MP3RETO0003RMB

Welcome, please report to the reception area.

£7.50+vat MP3RETO0003RMC

Welcome, please report to the reception area.

£7.50+vat MP3RETO0004RFA

Welcome to this establishment, all visitors please report to reception.

£5.00+vat MP3RETO0004RFB

Welcome to this establishment, all visitors please report to reception.

Bespoke messages

Bespoke Message

Have your own message recorded for your business or property in 3 easy steps.

  1. Create your message,
  2. Choose your favourite voice,
  3. We'll create it for you.

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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