Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

Health and Safety

Health & Safety advice (for general business compliance with H&S regs)

MP3ACCE0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Warning, please mind your head.

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£7.50 MP3ACCE0001RFA

MP3EEXT0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Please make yourself aware of all the emergency exits.

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£7.50 MP3EEXT0001RFA

MP3ELEC0001HMA

Technical Tom (mature English male)

Danger, there is a risk of electric shock in this area!

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£14.17 MP3ELEC0001HMA

MP3FWRN0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Warning, a fire has been detected, please vacate the building.

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£7.50 MP3FWRN0001RFA

MP3GEAR0001HMA

Technical Tom (mature English male)

Safety helmets and high visibility jackets, must be worn beyond this point.

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£19.17 MP3GEAR0001HMA

MP3HANW0003HMA

Technical Tom (mature English male)

Please remember to wash your hands and turn off all mobile phones before entering the wards.

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£19.17 MP3HANW0003HMA

MP3MHAN0001RFA

Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Please use the pallet trucks provided for lifting heavy objects.

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£7.50 MP3MHAN0001RFA

MP3NENT0001HMA

Technical Tom (mature English male)

Attention! No admittance! Authorised personnel only.

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£14.17 MP3NENT0001HMA

MP3RETO0001HMA

Technical Tom (mature English male)

Attention! No admittance! Authorised personnel only, all visitors must report to reception.

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£19.17 MP3RETO0001HMA

MP3SLIP0001HMA

Technical Tom (mature English male)

Caution, this floor may be slippery when wet, please take care.

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£19.17 MP3SLIP0001HMA

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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