Message & Sound Files

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Bespoke messages

Bespoke Message

Have your own message recorded for your business or property in 3 easy steps.

  1. Create your message,
  2. Choose your favourite voice,
  3. We'll create it for you.

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.

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