Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

Visitors Must Report to...

Polite messages asking callers to sign in when visiting for health and safety reasons


Attention! No admittance! Authorised personnel only: all visitors must report to reception.

MP3F053 from £7.50+vat

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Welcome: can all visitors please report to reception before taking a seat.

MP3F054 from £7.50+vat

Voice Options

Welcome: please report to the reception area.

MP3F055 from £7.50+vat

Voice Options

Welcome to this establishment: all visitors please report to reception.

MP3F056 from £7.50+vat

Voice Options

Bespoke messages

Bespoke Message

Have your own message recorded for your business or property in 3 easy steps.

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.