Message & Sound Files

AlienDVR Software

alienVision Client Software

Free Samples

Offer free samples to customers using a pre-recorded message from the Voice Off when a customer approached an area.


Please help yourself to our free product samples located around the store.

MP3J001 from £7.50+vat

Voice Options

Why not try before you buy: check out our various samples around the store today.

MP3J002 from £7.50+vat

Voice Options

Bespoke messages

Bespoke Message

Have your own message recorded for your business or property in 3 easy steps.

  1. Create your message,
  2. Choose your favourite voice,
  3. We'll create it for you.

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.